Ben Beardless

I've got an answer, but you probably won't like it.   Submit   My name is Ben and my cat's name is Maud. She's the only woman in my life. I live in Florida and I really hate it because there are just way too many palm trees. Fuck palm trees. Video games are cool though. Pokemon red was the first video game I ever owned. I'm a white guy in a predominantly Asian fraternity at a school I no longer attend. I love H.P. Lovecraft and the Cthulhu Mythos.

twitter.com/BentheBeard:

    laughhard:

I would love to share a Coke with him

    laughhard:

    I would love to share a Coke with him

    — 18 hours ago with 71 notes
    theboywithabs:

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SMOKE A WEED KIDS!

    theboywithabs:

    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SMOKE A WEED KIDS!

    — 18 hours ago with 76 notes
    yostacey:

oh Karl Pilkington how I love you

    yostacey:

    oh Karl Pilkington how I love you

    — 18 hours ago with 4 notes

    rabbivole:

    akitooo:

    coooooooooooooulson:

    videohall:

    Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

    are you fuckingkidding me

    hahahahalmao

    brilliant

    (via 420edgy)

    — 4 days ago with 194188 notes

    spacebattles:

    George R.R. Martin would be the most brutal dungeon master imaginable

    — 4 days ago with 26 notes
    its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

    its-a-joke-mkay:

    fidefortitude:

    crofefs:

    i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

    No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

    I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

    Fuck this.

    Dude it’s from spongebob

    (Source: lordheck, via a-storm-for-every-spring)

    — 4 days ago with 530408 notes