Ben Beardless

I've got an answer, but you probably won't like it.   Submit   My name is Ben and my cat's name is Maud. She's the only woman in my life. I live in Florida and I really hate it because there are just way too many palm trees. Fuck palm trees. Video games are cool though. Pokemon red was the first video game I ever owned. I'm a white guy in a predominantly Asian fraternity at a school I no longer attend. I love H.P. Lovecraft and the Cthulhu Mythos.

twitter.com/BentheBeard:

    omgtsn:

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    omgtsn:

    a masterpost

    fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

    SPOOPY BUS

    This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

    come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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    #cannot stop  #laughing  #dying here 

    ruinedchildhood:

    this episode messed my life up

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    The difference between bees and wasps.

    Bee:Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
    Wasp:Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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    howtotrainyourbabyboo:

My cousin just sent this to me and I’m dying because it’s the truest thing ever

    howtotrainyourbabyboo:

    My cousin just sent this to me and I’m dying because it’s the truest thing ever

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seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

    sleepybrowneyes:

    seifukucat:

    googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

    His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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    dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

    dropdeadesu:

    aragaki:

    i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

    nobody explain

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    the94thchamber:

When people ask what I’m doing

    the94thchamber:

    When people ask what I’m doing

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    donskoi:

my mother just sent me this photo and I

    donskoi:

    my mother just sent me this photo and I

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