Ben Beardless

I've got an answer, but you probably won't like it.   Submit   My name is Ben and my cat's name is Maud. She's the only woman in my life. I live in Florida and I really hate it because there are just way too many palm trees. Fuck palm trees. Video games are cool though. Pokemon red was the first video game I ever owned. I'm a white guy in a predominantly Asian fraternity at a school I no longer attend. I love H.P. Lovecraft and the Cthulhu Mythos.

twitter.com/BentheBeard:

    oeocasio:

Today Brett Favre came into the cafe I work at and had lunch and one of my coworkers snapped this troll paparazzi pic of him lol

I can verify.

    oeocasio:

    Today Brett Favre came into the cafe I work at and had lunch and one of my coworkers snapped this troll paparazzi pic of him lol

    I can verify.

    — 1 day ago with 2 notes
    #packers 

    phiftycent:

    princem4rtian:

    poyzn:

    This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

    I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

    oh my god

    (via izziesworldofizzie)

    — 1 week ago with 615639 notes

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    — 2 weeks ago with 271434 notes

    doctorwhothefuckisthis:

    gleak:

    if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

    image

    (via sageforesteyes)

    — 2 weeks ago with 85441 notes
    vvankinq:

Good job Phyllis raising awareness of ALS

    vvankinq:

    Good job Phyllis raising awareness of ALS

    (Source: corporalresonance, via 420edgy)

    — 3 weeks ago with 190324 notes

    My 21st birthday is on Daylight Savings. I’m getting a bonus hour for my 21st birthday. Hell yeah!

    — 3 weeks ago

    foodhumor:

    ryan gosling wont eat his cereal

    (Source: jensensations, via excusemyoctopus)

    — 3 weeks ago with 625581 notes

    mysterymeat237:

    fuckyeah1990s:

    Bill Gates jumping over a chair

    nice one bill

    (Source: kalstedom, via jewholland)

    — 1 month ago with 99598 notes